All this time I’ve been getting mad at people for eating loudly, it’s actually a disorder with MY brain?? Fuck that. STOP EATING LIKE SWINE. >:(

I didn’t mean to hit the trashy button, but I suppose it fits. I didn’t think it was possible, but Mike Rowe just got a little less sexy to me. I’d still do him, though.

#14 gave me quite a shock. I had that EXACT SAME unicorn/pegasus print. And several others similar to it. Wow.

My birthday is today, too. Obviously, this means Bill Murray and I are some kind of soul mates.

You forgot mason jars.

I know it’s stupid and dangerous, but I want to be that guy in #14 with the bed sheet. God that looks like fun.

Well, I know I started learning how to cook at an early age (and I’m a woman). My older brother never learned anything more complex than scrambled eggs or grilled cheese. I don’t know if he just never took an interest in cooking, or if our parents were pushing us into typical gender roles. All I know is he can’t cook and feeds his kids McDonald’s every damn day he takes care of them. Whereas I can put a meal together with whatever I can find in the fridge/freezer/cupboards. My point is, teach all your kids how to cook, not just the girls!

It looks like they were trying very hard to make her look like Florence. The thing is, Florence has more talent, grace and dignity in her little finger than Katy Perry will ever have in her entire life. So it kinda fails.

Goddam fat fingers! I didn’t mean to heart this! >.

Jennifer Aniston’s mom is pregnant?!