Not so much fashion icon, but definitely crazy person.

Hella fake.

Beautiful, great improvement.

Bad form. This was a needlessly mean thing to do to a lot of faithful readers.

Er, is there a link somewhere to the story?

Fausty! That was my exact reaction. Thank you for saying this.

I just want to thank God, for making all of this possible, and my loving parents, and my girlfriend, Megan Fox—I love you, baby! This one's for you!