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1. Dodge Charger: Man's Last Stand
This controversial ad from Focus on the Family leaked a little early today. Gotcha Media
TV Buzz Star of this year's Super Bowl ads: The emasculated man! Luckily, there are products on hand to help him regain his masculinity from the women.
Sarah Palin took some time during the much-maligned Tea Party conference last night to make fun of Obama for using a teleprompter. And then this happened. (Full story at PoliticsUSA.)
A Chinese woman is getting extensive plastic surgery to look like her ex-boyfriends' dream girl, Jessica Alba. Girl needs to listen to some TLC ASAP. “No Scrubs” on repeat.
Inside Edition gave the shortest Jersey Shore star a somewhat decent makeover. People are whining but really, at least she doesn't look like Orange Noah Cyrus anymore.
Link: gawker.com
Culture Buzz Here are 10 real reasons why gay people don't belong in the military. I am particularly worried about an increase in black lesbian gang assaults.
"In my opinion, the presence in the armed forces of persons who demonstrate a propensity or intent to engage in homosexual acts would very likely create an unacceptable risk to those high standards. It will lead to alcohol use, adultery, fraternization, and body art. If we change this rule of 'Don't Ask, Dont Tell' what are we going to do with these other rules?" - Sen. Saxby Chambliss
Politics Buzz Why let the pro-lifers have all the fun? While they're celebrating with their fetus cookies and Tim T-bone steak, you can have a politically-aware Super Bowl party of your own. In fact, I would abort the Super Bowl altogether and have a Child's Play marathon instead.
And by cocktails, I mean shots of Jager.
Be an adorably cute boy…with a bottle. [Ed. note: Have a great weekend everybody!]
Apparently he'd been waiting for this for some time. Not a Salinger fan, eh?
Link: twitter.com
Rather than compete in the Super Bowl's “manliest ad” fight, Ol…
Aside from the blatant misogyny , the commercials during the Superb…
Conan employee Aaron Bleyart Tweeted some photos of the former stud…
Now that's a religion I could get behind.
BRB…getting my LEGOs.
They put a scantily clad woman on the cover of a sporting magazine!
Simon Cowell's new girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy is a bit older t…
Either a horrible name, or a truly epic restaurant.
Are we really supposed to believe that Joe Montana/anyone wears Sha…
This needs some egg cartridges and bacon stylus.
