Politics Buzz Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is running for President. The 45-year-old doesn't date anyone over the age of 20, was accused of brainwashing a 16-year-old he was engaged to up until last month, and is running as a Republican candidate. Apparently Vampires don't believe in abortion. Check out his interview with the local news in here.
Lady Gaga's latest Video answers the burning question about her penis. [Ed note: TELEPHONE!!!]
Remember that girl who lost it during the New Moon trailer? Well, today's a big day for her (and all of us) with the release of the Eclipse trailer, and true to form, she recorded a reaction video to show us what she thinks of it.
Megan Mariah Barnes caused a two-car accident in Key West last week because she was trimming her bikini line while driving. (She was headed to see her boyfriend.) After the crash, her ex-husband took the wheel. So: her ex-husband was with her while she was ladyscaping for a date with another guy, while driving. Florida!
Culture Buzz I implore you, what type of bitch are you? I'm definitely what they would call a Complex Bitch: a mixture of #12, 13, and 64.
French TV show Fort Boyard invented the first ever climbing event that appears to be exclusively devoted to highlighting cleavage. Did i forget to mention its a TV show for Kids?
Here is 8-year-old Laura Montana performing “Bad Romance” with black lipstick and no pants. [Ed's Note: Watch at your own risk.]
Music Buzz Ke$ha is a lyrical genius. I love pissing in champagne too!
This is the latest addition to the never-ending series of Fox News Fails. [Ed Note: More often than not? I dunno. What the hell kind of a question is that?]
A glitch has been found in the new game Heavy Rain that allows you to play the game as a nude female character. The character's nude model appears in a brief shower scene, but was not meant to be playable. Kotaku has a full explanation on how to trigger the bug.
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