For pointing out the obvious?
For pointing out the obvious?
Kind of a pot calling the kettle black situation, I’d say.
Clearly these supposed neologisms are the work of ten thousand monkeys sitting in front of ten thousand keyboards. My toddler can, and does, do better at this game.
He makes a living spreading the lie that Obama is a Muslim. You would think he would at least have the convoluted details of the lie clear in his own mind. He is not just a creepy liar, he is lazy, mediocre propagandist.
So I’m guessing you would prefer a conservative with a crusty bung hole?
What color is your asshat?
Take the sash. Please.
Yeah, Seattle might march, but the Timbers Army rocks! RCTID.
Nah, naked white people on a cheeseburger bed would look like mayo. Naked black people? All burger, baby.
Is “weightist*” a word? Because it should be. This ad being the prime exemplar. *Autocorrect does not think so. Thinks I mean “weightiest”. Fail.
If, by whiner, you mean douchnozzle of the first order.
Buzzfeed, go home, you are drunk.
Oh, look. Douche in pseudo-stereo.
He is the dude wearing the asshat.
Just threw up a little in the back of my throat. Thanks for that.
If the Dennis Miller doll and the Ann Coulter doll were anatomically correct, which would have the bigger dick?
A motorcade of douche.
Bieber’s Asshat. Lol.
They call themselves “hommen”? A response to “femen”? Because in France they think men’s rights are endangered by marriage equality? They should be called what they are: a bunch of dicks.
All things Buzzfeed has previously listed as viable life hacks. Progressive and continuing fail.
What’s up with the naked gunplay?
When they sit on HIS head, any hat turns into an ass hat. It’s that simple.
How does that work? I can’t even…
He’s black? Sorry, Justin Bieber is not the new black. He is the same old douchnozzle wankshaft he always was. Oh, and that thing on his head? That is what we call an asshat.
They don’t go far enough. Instead of straight pride, they should be promoting Rich White Man Pride. Because nobody is being oppressed more than rich white men. Every time I see them shambling by in their poor little BMWs, I think to myself, “what a depressing, pathetic life they must lead. Imagine never having to ride a bus. Too bad the law is stacked against them. Maybe if they were to procreate with black women, at least their children would stand a chance. As long as they turned out gay.”
Is this supposed to be funny? Ironic?
Look! Buzzfeed publishes a historical photo comparison where the angles of the photos of places being compared are more or less the same! Please take note for future efforts.
Conservatives are attempting to conjure truth from the mere act of constant repetition.
Hello? Ziggy Stardust?
How could you leave out Jessica Hamby, the hottest True Blood vampire?
Right, because that happens all the time. Tell me, how often does the armed bystander saves the day scenario play out?
Blame it on the Federal Reserve? Why not just blame it on Martians. Or aliens, illegal or otherwise? Or the lack of a fully armed populace? or the lack of God in the classroom? Ron Paul is the pied piper of paranoid poppycock. But he plays a catchy tune with a snappy beat that you can dance to, apparently.
Who is she again?