1. First of all, he doesn’t walk so much as he struts.
Work that runway, Obeezy.
2. You get wished a happy birthday in the suavest, most presidential way ever.
4. FREE CANDY!
“Special White House M&Ms.” I bet they taste like freedom.
5. People go nuts and start yelling all kinds of random combinations of patriotic words.
8. Your workout gets interrupted.
“You could be running in place right now,” says Obama.