1.
"Hey, can I get you to listen to my new mixtape?"
2.
"Sorry, we're out of Sprite. Is Sierra Mist OK?"
3.
"I know he slept with my sister and two of my cousins, but he asked me to marry him and I said yes!"
4.
"Isn't this party great?!"
5.
"Here, let me show you some pictures of my new baby! Isn't he cute?"
6.
"Sorry, I had to cancel today's 4:30 meeting on how to write a better in-house memo."
7.
"Ugh, I got a pimple on my nose! You can't notice it though, can you?"
8.
"Hey, I'm gonna need you to stay late and run some extra reports for me, if you don't mind."
9.
"Hey, I heard the guys are planning me a surprise party. Are they?!"
10.
"I had an onion and limburger sandwich for lunch today. You can't smell it on my breath, can you?"
11.
"So how'd you like the tuna Jell-O casserole I made? It's my mom's recipe!"
12.
"So I know you said you were going to go buy this sweater, but I loved it so much I went and got it for myself. You don't mind, do you?"
13.
"I just think that we work better as friends. You understand, don't you?"
14.
"Oh hey, I ate those chicken wings in the fridge. You weren't saving them, were you?"
15.
"I just don't understand why there isn't a white history month. It just doesn't seem fair."
16.
"Would you like to hear more about the Men's Rights Movement?"
