Whether theyâre fast or slow, moaning or shrieking, chewing on their own guts for fun or just shambling after you, zombies work best in huge, overwhelming numbers. One zombie is easy pickings. Three or four present a small challenge. Fifty plus undead clawing at your stomach? GAME OVER, MAN. ARRIVEDERCI. Thatâs why you need help from a certified badass.
I mean the stuff like in “My Neighbor Totoro” where the giant eight-legged cat, that is actually a bus, levitates all over the place super-fast and has glowing rats for tail-lights and the kids in the film have to climb into its skin to go see their mom in the hospital.
UNLEASH THE KRAKEN! The MamaPop Oscar Night Special Video is up! Featuring your host Palinode and an interpretive dance special from Outnumberedisme. WARNING: Outnumbered pukes confetti. If that thought disturbs you, close your eyes when he starts to cough.
The call rang out across the innerwebz. “MamaPop!” you howled. “Whither ‘The Bachelor’ recaps?” Well here’s your faithful Miss Banshee, ready to dive into this cesspool of silicone boobs and STDs. Join me, won’t you?