10 Terrible Unicorn Friends

Having a unicorn as a friend isn't always magic and wishes. A cautionary list of unicorns behaving badly.

1. Birthday Crashing Unicorn

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You blew out my birthday candles, drank all my beer, and made out with my crush.

I guess I should have seen "rainbow puking on all my presents" as an obvious next step.

2. Aspiring Actor Unicorn

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Every time EVERY TIME we try to watch a movie you insist on showing us your script rewrite with you, as the star.

3. Uninvited Unicorn

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Why do you insist on pretending you don't know what I mean when I ask you use the house's "back door" for visits?!

You knew what I really meant, and this wasn't it.

4. Crop-Dusting Unicorn

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I don't care if you tell me, "but it's filled with magic!" It still stinks.

Also - stop trying to blame it on the dog. No one is buying it.

5. Annoying Unicorn Ghost

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Gosh, Annoying Ghost Unicorn, stop begging! I can't share my sandwich with you.

Why?

1. You don't even like egg-salad sandwiches (unless they're covered in sprinkles).

2. I'm tired of pretending to "feed you," only to clean it up off the floor.

6. Hypno-Unicorn

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"Bending me to your will" does NOT make you a "good friend."

I'm going to make you a sandwich, while I think about whether we should still hang out.

Yes, I'm going to make you an egg-salad sandwich. With extra sprinkles. It will all be clear after I make you a sandwich.

...Wait a minute.

7. Passive Agressive Unicorn

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Listen. If we get into a disagreement, it is REALLY immature to just magically, spontaneously combust.

Be a grown-up and stick around so we can try and work it out, okay?

8. Diet Fad Unicorn

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I told you the BBQ would have hamburgers and hotdogs. But no, I don't think anyone brought any virgins. You can't keep insisting we all cater to the latest diet fad you're trying out.

9. Empty Promises Unicorn

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So...you're still a unicorn and I had to add bangs to my hairstyle.

10. Center of Attention Unicorn

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I took you to my 7-year-old cousin's ballet recital. You insisted on your own solo.