1. A Mustache
Because your car is one thing that doesn’t need facial hair.
4. Metallic Paint
5. Ridiculous Spoilers
For when you really need your car to take flight.
7. Obnoxious Hood Ornaments
Just say no. Your car will thank you.
8. Bumper Sticker Overkill
It’s great that you’re passionate about your beliefs! But when you feel the need to reduce your visibility by completely covering your windows, it’s safe to say you’ve got a problem.
The most expensive way to cause an accident.
10. Stuffed Animal Decorations
Everyone knows you don’t really need to be able to see out of your rear window.