1. When he cared about the cast of The Wiz Live.
Wishing a happy and healthy Jewish new year to the entire cast of NBC's The Wiz Live.
2. When he did the unimaginable.
This is crazy but I just met a woman who HASN'T hosted The View!
3. When he decided to leave social media.
Excited to announce that l'm leaving social media in 2020.
4. When he supported Paris Hilton's music career.
Just looked through my entire iTunes library for the first time in a long time. There are 2 Paris Hilton songs in there.
5. When he didn't give a commencement speech.
Natalie Portman just gave the commencement speech at Harvard and I haven't even been asked to do a Q&A at my fucking day camp
6. When he missed Kesha.
Kesha never asked too much from us. She just wanted us to have a good time. I miss her terribly.
7. When he knew the times were changing.
Enjoy the #MetGala while you can - one day it will just be Jaden Smith and a bunch of Vine stars.
8. When he wanted Meryl to perform at the Halftime Show.
There's only one band that should play the next Super Bowl Halftime Show and that's Ricki and the Flash.
9. When he couldn't forget a problematic fave.
I miss Zayn.
10. When he was different than the Weeknd.
I actually CAN feel my face when I'm with you - is that bad?
11. When he loved the mall cop.
I found Paul Blart profoundly moving.
12. When he didn't pick sides.
In the Nicki Minaj vs Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry feud I would like you all to know that I am TEAM DOLLY PARTON.
13. When he knew the power of Johnny Depp's acting.
"Make sure you're almost always wearing a bright wig" - Johnny Depp teaching an acting class
14. When he only felt strongly about street fairs.
I don't have any political issues I feel particularly strong about except for the fact that I fucking hate a street fair
15. When he thought live tweets were awkward.
When the "official" twitter accounts for TV shows live tweet the show its not forced and awkward at all
16. When he couldn't handle innies and outies.
some people have truly terrifying belly buttons
17. When he didn't help others.
Rest assured I will NEVER use my Twitter presence to help others!
18. When he remembered the band Duck Sauce.
Hard to believe the band Duck Sauce never had a second hit after "Barbra Streisand"
19. When Inside Out wasn't progressive enough for him.
Unless that little girl in Inside Out is transgendered or transracial the whole thing's irrelevant
20. When he was totally Gwyneth.
I just put a little cranberry juice in my club soda and its delicious AM I GWYNETH PALTROW
21. When he enjoyed a nice, cool breeze.
I will never love anyone as much as I love my air conditioner
22. When he basically made marriage equality happen.
I went to one marriage equality rally in 2009. YOU'RE WELCOME.
23. When he found his new jam at CVS.
Just shazam'd a song at CVS.
24. When he wasn't afraid to block people.
Blocking anyone who tweeted me back to say they didn't know Barry Manilow was gay.
25. And when he wasn't afraid of no ghosts.
I don't care what gender the new Ghostbusters are - when can we talk about the fact that ghosts don't exist
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