1. He avoids confrontation at all costs.
Everyone knows the best way to deal with your problems is to avoid them completely!
2. He appreciates the booty.
3. He can't deal with politics.
He can't even.
4. He cares about his family.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
5. He understands the importance of a good selfie, because he's a good millenial.
6. He has problems with nature.
Pete knows that staying inside is always a good choice.
7. He knows when it's time to be serious.
8. He's self-depreciating.
Pete is all of us.
9. He loves food.
10. He knows that you can do everything with social media.
It's just that easy!