According to British Vogue—which hosted a “Pyjama Party”—pajama outfits are going to “present an alluring new eveningwear option for spring.” Despite being pretty annoying as a new trend, Tosh would definitely be the most comfortable in pajamas. Especially compared to the other options on this list.
2. Sweater Vests
Now that there’s a campaign to get sweater vests on everyone’s backs (thanks to Rick Santorum), this unattractive trend would be a perfect fit for Tosh to really stay on the cutting edge of fashion and politics.
3. Velvet Jackets
The fact that any of this is happening is perhaps the most alarming on this list. Apparently, the velvet jacket will be among the top menswear trends in 2012. Imagine how good they’d look on Tosh!
4. Camo Pants
According to many “leaders” in the fashion industry like Urban Outfitters, camo is coming back. And yes, it is just as awful as you’d imagine. Combine a pair of camo pants with a sweater vest, though, and Tosh’ll be just as influential as the true fashionistas.
5. Russian Hats
Now that Gucci has decided to make “fashionable” Russian caps, it’s all pretty much over. One of these pups could accentuate any outfit Tosh might end up wearing as the wardrobe of the season.
Think you have a better idea for Tosh to wear as the wardrobe of the season? Leave it in the comments!