The best is this one, from George Takei: “Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of the very institution.”

It appears Glacier Bay Park is getting a Mt. Cleveland Steamer.

Ooh… New Mexico. Lost a mental bet that it would be New Jersey, Ohio, or Florida. First time I’ve lost in months.

From what can be seen and heard of the people blowing stuff up in microwaves, they seem exactly what you would expect the people blowing stuff up in microwaves to look and sound like.

I love this more than anyone has a right to.

Is there some vitamin, or special nurturing one can do to assure that one’s daughter never remotely considers being a Juggalo?

Wow, I hadn’t even thought to ask the question how Anne Hathaway could possibly be more awesome, and yet, there you go.

Reminds me of the Dudley Moore/Peter Cook sketch in which Cook tells Moore that he wrote a letter trying to stop World War II which read, “Dear Sirs, Please stop.” to which Moore rolls his eyes and says, “They must not have received it.” Cook replies, “They did, it just took six years to get there.”

Ha, I was just going to make the same joke. Well played!