TEN REASONS YOU WANT TO WORK FOR GOOGLE

No matter where you work, unless it's Google it may as well be Walmart. You know it. I know it. Your cat knows it. But here are ten reasons to make you TOTES jelly.

1. The FREE food.

Like a restaurant. But free. / Via toptentraveller.com

The food isn't just good, it's free. The food isn't just free, it's good. Yep. Anyway you look at it, you're winning.

2. This bowling alley

Like a bowling alley. Without the teenagers. Oh, and it's free. / Via toptentraveller.com

Has the stress of working for the most awesome employer in the world got you down? No worries, just head down to the 'Googlers' only* bowling alley and throw some big heavy balls around to get the creative juices flowing again.

* Because Google want us all to know just how awesome they are they kindly let us plebs in (provided we know a Googler), to get the green eyes going. However some activities, such as bowling, are for Googlers only.

3. This home-brew fridge

Like a home-brew fridge. But at work. / Via toptentraveller.com

Why blow up your own bathroom/basement/laundry when you can do it at Google? And it's not like you have to wait for after work drinks on a Friday, because you can do whatever the truck you want at any time at Google anyway. (Well, provided you are awesome and get all your work done and aren't actually drunk at work... minor things).

4. This ice-cream truck

Like Mr Whippy. But tasty. Did I mention it's free? / Via toptentraveller.com

Oh yeah, you're just walking outside in Google's grounds feeling pretty freaking awesome because you work at Google... The only thing missing from your life is a fresh, free, delicious ice-cream served to you by ridiculously nice people that you don't have to tip. No wait. Wrong again. There's nothing missing from your life...

5. These modes of transport

Like a bus. But better. And free. / Via toptentraveller.com

Just grab any one of the cool bicycles that you see around Google and ride it to any other place and just leave it WHEREVER YOU WANT to get you where you're going.

6. This rock climbing wall

Like a rock climbing wall. But free. And with morals. / Via toptentraveller.com

And proving that Google is not only awesome, but also has morals, this climbing wall was created in memory of a fellow Googler that passed away. Seriously Google. Stop.

7. Bring your dog to work day is EVERY day!

Like the best day at your work. Ever. But every day. / Via toptentraveller.com

And bring your dog to work day isn't even a real thing in 99.9% of other work places! Seriously. Best. Thing. Ever.

8. This T-rex getting attacked by pink flamingos

Like a sculpture at your work. Except you don't have one. / Via toptentraveller.com

Just because...

9. These driverless cars

Like cars, but without drivers / Via toptentraveller.com

That are just driving around nearby. You know though, driverless cars, meh.

10. This tech support

Like tech support. But your issues get solved. / Via toptentraveller.com

We all know that the tech support at your work blows. But what about people who work at the world's biggest* tech company's tech support? They've got to do better than turning it on and off? Surely!

*And when I say biggest, I mean 11th biggest