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What Swear Word Are You?

Cockwomble is the swearer's swearword, one that only experienced swearing practitioners should attempt. Practice saying it in the mirror to yourself. Cockwomble. Cockwomble. Cockwomble.

Cockwomble

Spunktrumpet: a jolly, hearty, bawdy uncle of a swearword. Just a genuine pleasure to say.

Spunktrumpet

Douchecanoe. For when a bellend has been such a bellend they're not even a bellend any more. It's an escalation word. Everybody knows at least one utter douchecanoe.

Douchecanoe

Shitweasel is a genuinely cutting swear word. A spitting mouthful of contempt, a definitive and unimpeachable victory in any swear-off, it's one to use in anger at exactly the right moment.

Shitweasel

Arsebadger is a classic, old English swear. You can't say it without picturing what an arsebadger would look like. A delight.

Arsebadger

Fucknubbin is the kind of swear word you use when you feel more pity than comtempt for whatever you're swearing at. It's almost... caring? "That poor, useless fucknubbin."

Fucknubbin

Shitehawk is a connoisseur's choice. Pointed, sharp, like a dagger plunged into the recipient's chest. Wield it wisely.

Shitehawk

Bellend: sometimes, no other swear word will do. Elegant yet blunt, it's a joy to say.

Bellend

Twat: simple, to the point, effective. A timeless classic.

Twat

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