1. Checked Twitter to see if it was back up
2. Made a cup of coffee
3. Drank a cup of coffee
4. Checked Twitter to see if it was back up
5. Tried to send a tweet about Twitter being down, then realised
6. Tried writing tweet down on a piece of paper then showing it to people one at a time
7. Tried to send a tweet by making noises with the big hole in your face
8. Tried to read tweets by letting other people's big face-hole noises go into your small side face-holes
9. Looked out the window and saw a small robin flutter by, and were suddenly struck by the quiet beauty of winter
10. Checked Twitter to see if it was back up
11. Looked at Facebook and saw your mate Barry had shared a racist opinion about immigration again
12. Considered commenting on Barry's post
13. Decided against it
14. Checked Twitter to see if it was back up
15. Remembered something embarrassing you said yesterday
16. Remembered a strong selfie you took last night
17. Opened Instagram
18. Scrolled through different filters on your selfie
19. Decided against posting it at all
20. Checked Twitter to see if it was back up
21. Did a little stretch, and realised your body is not as supple as it once was
22. Felt sad, tired, and bored
23. Felt an unplaceable yearning and realised it was not just for Twitter, but for intimacy, for friendship, and for love
24. Checked your weather app to see if there would be anything interesting coming up, like snow
25. Remembered how much you loved snow, as a child
26. Remembered your childhood best friend, and wondered if they ever remembered you, and the way you used to laugh, and laugh, and laugh...about nothing at all, it seemed
27. Made another noise with your face hole
28. Stood around the coffee machine making face hole noises with your colleagues
29. Enjoyed your colleagues' face hole noises, and made the face hole barking of happy surprise
30. Had a little walk
31. Had a bit of a stare into space
32. Started thinking about the nature of reality
33. Got lost in a reverie, in which you dreamt about fireflies dancing in a darkened cave that twisted and turned in upon itself, its tunnels leading back into themselves infinitely, all lit faintly by the glow of the fireflies
34. Started noticing a pattern in the inscrutable dance of the fireflies
35. With a sudden shock, realised that you had achieved a major conceptual breakthrough in uniting the different branches of theoretical physics that would forever change the way we view the universe and lead to unlimited free energy that would usher in a new age of peace and prosperity for the entire world
36. Checked Twitter to see if it was back up
37. It is back up!
38. Read some tweets
39. Hahaha there's a picture of a cat
40. What was that thing about the fireflies and the tunnels again?
41. Hahahahaha cat
42. Haha also a dog
43. Cat
44. Dog
45. Cat
46. Dog
47. Haaaaaaaa