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It's important to make a strong first impression.
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Make sure you nail it right out of the gate.
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Keep the conversation going.
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If in doubt, end on poop emojis.
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Accuracy is important.
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Persistence: does not pay off.
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Remember: Whatever can go wrong, will.
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Basically people are terrible.
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People tell you too much about themselves.
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People ask you things.
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People are... I don't know what people are.
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The lesson of this is never talk to anybody ever.
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If you find yourself in a conversation by accident, stop it quickly.
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Because otherwise things like this happen and it will be aaaaawkward.
