1. The Nirvana Baby
BREAKING: Time progresses at normal rate for child pictured on album that is two decades old. More as we get it. (Also you were all basically just ripping off this tweet.)
2. Welsh Lady Ass Fudge
Dear Tesco, when faced with the decision of which word to abbreviate, ‘Assorted’ is not the one to chose.
Historians will look back on 2013 as the year of Welsh Lady Ass Fudge. Wherever you looked, there it was.
3. The worst apostrophe.
It you call your company Apostrophe, there’s really one thing you should get right in your advertising slogans.
You’ve been around a long time, Apostrophe. Put your feet up for bit.
4. Your special aunt.
A Card for a Special ‘Aunt’?.. I’m Not so sure..
5. Fuckering lights.
Why font matters
Why font matters, really matters.
Good job, fuckering lights. You may now flick off.
6. This picture of storm damage.
Horrific scenes across Britain as the storm comes earlier than expected
7. The errorists.
Donâ€™t let the errorists win
You have done well, Errorists Sign. You can be proud. Please now enjoy your retirement in peace.
8. That bird chilling in the sink.
Weird that so many people thought of the same joke simultaneously.
9. Tom Baker’s favourite memory of Doctor Who.
#fb Tom Baker’s answer when asked about his favourite memory of #DoctorWho
It’s lovely. But let’s not make it like one of those great songs you grow tired of because it’s overplayed.
10. Pennywise in the drain.
The Clown from ‘It’ found on Google Maps
If for no other reason than it’s Photoshopped.
11. The bastard who shat down your chimney.
Best newspaper headline EVER…..
They must have found him by now, surely?
12. Animals seeking warmth
Surrey Roads Police
Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places
13. Batman cat.
How to look like Batman, using your cat.
CatBatman has done his duty. Let him fake his own death and retire to Florence.
14. THE GOOSE.
BEWARE THE LOOSE GOOSE! RT @BetterThanToday Well this is my photo of the day.
15. Starbucks Shaming
People with a Raging Sense of Entitlement Whose Names Are Often Actually Quite Hard to Spell Mocking Low-Paid Service Workers dot tumblr dot com.