17 Insane Foods You’ll Find At The Minnesota State Fair

    Prepare your arteries: The Minnesota State Fair just announced its new food lineup, and it's INSANE!

    Tommy Wesely
    by Tommy Wesely

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Chocolate Dessert Salami

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    No real salami here, just chocolate, butter, almonds and walnuts rolled into a salami shape.

    2. Jello Salad Ice Cream

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    The classic midwestern dessert gets a makeover.

    3. Rustic Stuffed Scone

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    Hell yes, this sounds like the most epic ham and Swiss ever.

    4. Shrimp Dog

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    Ehhhh, baby shrimp + cream cheese + deep fried batter = 30 minute trip to the bathroom.

    5. Pretzel Curds

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    Cheese curds have evolved. Now we get batter made from crushed pretzels, bread crumbs, and Pilsner beer.

    6. North Shore Pasta

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    Fuck yes, HOTDISH! Walleye, sweet corn, and red peppers all smothered in a Gouda cheese sauce and topped with Parmesan bread crumbs.

    7. Chicken in the Waffle

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    Bring on the defibrillator.

    8. Pizza Tots

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    Hash browns combined with Pizza, what could go wrong?

    9. Beer Gelato

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    Why not?!

    10. SnoRibbons

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    This looks like it's straight out of Candy Land.

    11. Deep-Fried Buckeyes

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    Just read the description: A sweet, creamy peanut butter ball coated in chocolate, dipped in funnel cake batter, deep-fried, dusted with confectioners’ sugar and served with a strawberry sauce.

    12. PB&J French Toast

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    YESSSSSS!

    13. Deep Fried Lobster On-A-Stick

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    Lobster on a stick? Why not?

    14. Deep-Fried Breakfast On-a-Stick

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    What's better than breakfast? DEEP FRIED BREAKFAST!

    15. Hot Toasted Waffle Ice Cream Sandwich

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    Get in my mouth.

    16. Breakfast Juicy LuLu

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    The classic Minneapolis burger with a patty stuffed with cheese is coming to breakfast and I couldn't be happier.

    17. Bacon-Wrapped Turkey Leg

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    JUST LOOK AT IT!