Outlandish Crouching Rock!

It’s DUCK, DUCK, GREY DUCK!

Nooooooooooooo

Missouri Good Times Drew!

I was Signe Amundsen Finsland was a Norwegian operatic soprano.

Icing on the cake: she is now married and pregnant.

hmmmmm…
Tommy has been known to cause his attackers to become unable to see squids. He is able to take control of rabbits, but doing so drains his sense of hearing for ten minutes. Tommy developed the talent to transform his body into fire and he has learned to take control of cold and bend it to his will. He likewise has the power to walk into computers using an overwhelming jetpack, however this power only lasts one hour at a time. Sadly, Tommy becomes slimy in the presence of sand.

You forgot to mention his brilliant performance in “Transformers.”

If anyone watched NBC last night they would have witnessed Anjelica Huston throwing drinks at people 4 times. THIS IS ANJELICA HUSTON not THE REAL HOUSEWIVES!

How did Ryan Seacrest get one before Paul?

“Lanieka admits she eats 4 rolls of toilet paper a week”