1. A timeless classic
2. An uncontrollable growth
Mr McGregor’s Daughter in Chicago has been bothered by hairy growth since she bought her new home…
3. A true gentlemen’s tache
Suave stuff in London’s Berkeley Square.
4. The retard chimp
“U don’t build houses that look like funny faces unless u are retard chimp.”
- Ugly Belgian Houses
5. Face paint
Something tells me this one might be fake…
6. If Tom Selleck was a house…
7. A royal moustache
Facial hair fit for a Queen.
For every house that grows a moustache, there are thousands of sad homes that can’t…
9. Thatcher’s tache
Thatch never goes out of fashion.
10. The teenager tache
The real estate equivalent of a 14 year old boy.