For #8: I once got into trouble for saying, “Why yes, maam, we hide all kinds of stuff in the back so you can’t buy it.” It’d been a long day.

I would drop everything right now if O’Malley formed an exploratory committee. I’ve said for at least two years that Hillary has no intention of running, but why take her name out of the race and fade into obscurity? Go, O’Malley!

As a gay Catholic, I thought it was funny as sh@*! Lighten up, everybody!

where exactly does one get a Zach Ephron bedspread?