#14 looks scared for what they’ll do to his family if he doesn’t pose for the cover. #26 looks like they really did electrocute Santa. #29 is Eminem in a bizarre parallel universe.
School’s out, the sun is high, and it should be a crime for any kid to plop…
by Alanna Okun
Spit out your gum, please. Inside voices. IS THAT A CELL PHONE I SEE?!
by Ashley Perez