Honestly, watching her pimped to the casherazzi every day by her old d-list actor husband makes me sick to my stomach.

This is a parody, right?

Are they posing with Joey's wax statue?

Not bad, if you don't mind drinking out of a lace covered dildo.

I don't believe the people who would eat off of their own pants can cross their legs.

I call BS on Madonna's excuse for Molly reference.

(happy birthday, child) Look at me. LOOOK AT MEEEEEE.

Singles? How about using pennies? Then he would've been the rain king of the strip club for all time, dude!

Um, you have a little something in your hair. No. There. Yeah.

Here's hoping those young girls are able to avoid the those college indoctrination mills.