Best Toilet Paper Replacements

It happens. The next time that you're stuck on the toilet without your trusty TP, consider this flushable list. Disclaimer: none of the paper products listed herewith are recommended as a first choice for your wiping needs. Use only in emergency, and with plunger handy.

• 1. Paper Towels

  

  The obvious first choice -- try to get the kind that tear in thirds for minimal clogging issues.

• 2. Magazines

  

  Preferable to newspaper because the print won't rub off on your nether regions. Again, use in moderation.

• 3. 'Sanitary Napkin'

  

  You'll want to use the really thin pink ones (the heavy-duty overnight kind are NOT recommended). Tearing in half might also be wise.

• 4. 'Sanitary Napkin' Wrapper

  

  For desperate people and sensitive toilets.

• 5. Receipt

  

  Beware of paper cuts.

• 6. Toilet Paper Roll

  

  You'll probably want to reserve this for #1 situations, and you'll also need to take the trash out pretty immediately. It works though.