The husky is a better singer.

Yes, people who actually know how to play a musical instrument are confusing to today’s youth.

Another liberal conspiracy unearthed by the intrepid Zeke Miller.

Beethoven was German. And there were a couple of Russian composers of classical music, I’ve been told.

Ed Koch is an old racist.

With any luck the Rapture will come and take Chuck away.

Yeah! Another Obama conspiracy! It’s not like she could’ve changed her mind about the GOP six years ago. After all, the Republicans were giving away free puppies back in 2006. How could anyone dislike that? And when will reporters in the Liberal Media ask Obama about why he hates puppies?

I find the comments on this post far more disturbing.

Promotion and relegation will never be abolished.

She looks like Dee Snider circa 1984.

Whoops! Missed the second one.

No Groovie Ghoulies or Funky Phantom?

Dickens hated humanity? Quite the contrary. He wrote about what he saw. Victorian England was a barbaric place.

That’s a papillion not a chihuahua.

Claims? Yeah, I’m sure Rmoney is telling the truth and the Aussie foreign minister is lying. He must be on Soros’s payroll. Quick, Zeke! Get on this one. This is the lede for your next “article.”

Zeke Miller is a goose-stepping moron,

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Um, I think I just pulled a muscle.