25 Reasons Your Childhood Self Hates You
You have failed your childhood self. The kid who hated “grownup things” has died. See how many of these apply to your adult life and find out if you could look your kindergarten self in the eyes today.
2. You could buy the best Nerf Gun on the market right now and you don’t
5. You can’t remember the last time you played any version of tag
8. You go through the check out line and don’t buy candy
9. You eat your vegetables and you like it
12. You don’t have a hit single and you aren’t touring the world in luxury
13. You spend most of your free time with a boyfriend/girlfriend
16. You know how to buy Popsicles and that they are extremely cheap and yet you don’t
17. You can stay out all night every night but choose not to
18. You didn’t make sure there was a basketball court and a video game room when choosing a place to live
19. You haven’t played video games long into the night for quite some time
21. You are not the President, a professional athlete, or the King of the World
23. You can find enjoyment from classical music
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candacefradyb 4 months agoI still play video games, still watch cartoons…still do most of these things. My childhood self never left i guess.
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blackmask6 a year agothis list… IS complete Bull poop
I still do half of these things,
the other half are really stupid, I didnt play with nerf guns when i was little because i had better sense, I played with BB guns, and water guns,
also, I drank coffee when i was little, with milk and sugar, which, i still do now, and, Are you Kidding me!!! KIDS ARE THE BIGGEST LIARS THERE ARE… like EVER -
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B a year agoI’m not normally one to be contrary for the sake of it, but I have never seen a list strike out as much as this. Out of 25, only 1 partially applies to me and my childhood or my current state as an adult. 1.) I rarely go to bed before 1am.
2.) Fair enough, but I do play with my cousin’s nerf guns.
3.) I enjoyed museums as a kid too.
4.) Never wanted to go to Disneyworld as a kid. All about Universal, baby. They have the best coasters.
5.) A couple weeks ago.
6.) Still in shape.
7.) I still don’t own a tie or suit. Im 24.
8.) I wouldn’t think of checking out without picking up some reeses.
9.) Still hate the same veggies I did as a kid.
10.) I also watched the news as a kid.
11.) Really? It’s called Facebook.
12.) Only silly kids aspired to be famous.
13.) Joke’s on you. I’m single.
14.) Smoking is disgusting.
15.) Who didn’t lie as a kid either?
16.) Sensitive teeth. Never liked cold treats even as a kid.
17.) Never wanted to as a kid.
18.) With consoles, you don’t need a personal arcade anymore. I do have a MAME cabinet though. Does that count?
19.) I stayed up all last night on TF2.
20.) Coffee sucks.
21.) See 12. Never was my aspiration.
22.) I love Adventure Time among others.
23.) I enjoyed classical music as a kid. It’s why I learned to play the violin.
24.) I’m not, but I do appreciate their point of view.
25.) Salads are disgusting. -
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Todd Van Luling a year ago
@everyone You would hate your atheist self if you had a typical conservative American upbringing. Meaning you as a kid was super religious but then you changed. Perhaps it doesn’t apply to you
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meghanr5 2 months agoMy parents did bring me up in a conservative household and taught me religious virtues. They also taught me that I could learn about the world however I wanted and that knowledge is power. My father, who studied to become an Episcopalian priest gave me the freedom to choose my religion once I had read up on all of them. I choose science, because you can prove it. I’m a pretty happy atheist.
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Oliver Tweets a year ago
Why don’t I spend every night soaking in a hot tub, drinking champagne, and talking to my friends on a red set of lips phone?
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