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25 Reasons Your Childhood Self Hates You

You have failed your childhood self. The kid who hated “grownup things” has died. See how many of these apply to your adult life and find out if you could look your kindergarten self in the eyes today. posted

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25 Reasons Your Childhood Self Hates You
Todd Van Luling

1. You like going to bed early

2. You could buy the best Nerf Gun on the market right now and you don't

3. You enjoy a day at the museum

Source: mta.info

4. You have made no effort to go to Disney World

Source: fanpop.com

5. You can't remember the last time you played any version of tag

Source: babble.com

6. You are getting out of shape

7. You have spent money on a tie and dress shoes

8. You go through the check out line and don't buy candy

9. You eat your vegetables and you like it

10. You listen to NPR

11. You haven't talked to your grade school BFF in years

Source: fanpop.com

12. You don't have a hit single and you aren't touring the world in luxury

13. You spend most of your free time with a boyfriend/girlfriend

14. You smoke everyday

Source: popeater.com

15. You lie

Source: twynkle.com

16. You know how to buy Popsicles and that they are extremely cheap and yet you don't

17. You can stay out all night every night but choose not to

18. You didn't make sure there was a basketball court and a video game room when choosing a place to live

19. You haven't played video games long into the night for quite some time

20. You like coffee and drink it every day

Source: pdphoto.org

21. You are not the President, a professional athlete, or the King of the World

22. You don't watch cartoons anymore

23. You can find enjoyment from classical music

24. You are an atheist

25. You have ordered salad off a menu for dinner

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  • Raimy Nurit Rosenduft   25 Reasons Your Childhood Self Hates You  about 9 months ago
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  • hardly any of these apply to me I hate going to bed , I always by candy , godamnit I will go to disney world, I watch cartoons everyday I have had the same bff since kindergarden , veggies are mostly gross, need I go on?

    estellel
    9 months ago
  • Kinda right but some kinda wrong…

    stevephengb
    9 months ago
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  • What is number 24 about?! Hell, why not make it say “You chose to be gay”?

    Mrfrunzi
    9 months ago
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  • #25. You make lists that unrepressed people don't relate to.

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    9 months ago
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  • Hey I still buy candy & popsicles & watch cartoons. Also I don't smoke. I'm planning a trip to Disney World for the near future. I love going to Disneyland. I'm still friends with my BFF from grade school. Also I'm not an atheist. These facts aren't true for everyone.

    tiffanym9
    9 months ago
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  • 3 has always been a lie for my family. My family went to the Getty Villa a few days ago and my 8 year old brother and 5 year old sister loved it. They're never bored at museums.

    PuppetPocket
    9 months ago
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  • i call bullshit! i stay up late, i've played tag with my kids recently, hate NPR, talk to my elementary school bff every once in a while, am a total gamer, and watch cartoons. so i think my inner child loves me nowadays :)

    ashley :)
    9 months ago
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  • personally, every single item on this applies to me except the smoking one.

    ssb062000
    9 months ago
  • only 3 of these are true. i will be a child forever!!!!! yay!!!

    Anchellada
    9 months ago
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  • this list… IS complete Bull poop
    I still do half of these things,
    the other half are really stupid, I didnt play with nerf guns when i was little because i had better sense, I played with BB guns, and water guns,
    also, I drank coffee when i was little, with milk and sugar, which, i still do now, and, Are you Kidding me!!! KIDS ARE THE BIGGEST LIARS THERE ARE… like EVER

    blackmask6
    9 months ago
  • Emily G. thinks 25 Reasons Your Childhood Self Hates You is Fail  about 9 months ago
  • Clearly I was born a boring old fart because I did all this shit as a kid.

    jrplette
    9 months ago
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  • I watch way too many cartoons.

    neptuny
    9 months ago
  • I'm not normally one to be contrary for the sake of it, but I have never seen a list strike out as much as this. Out of 25, only 1 partially applies to me and my childhood or my current state as an adult.  1.) I rarely go to bed before 1am.
    2.) Fair enough, but I do play with my cousin's nerf guns.
    3.) I enjoyed museums as a kid too.
    4.) Never wanted to go to Disneyworld as a kid. All about Universal, baby. They have the best coasters.
    5.) A couple weeks ago.
    6.) Still in shape.
    7.) I still don't own a tie or suit. Im 24.
    8.) I wouldn't think of checking out without picking up some reeses.
    9.) Still hate the same veggies I did as a kid.
    10.) I also watched the news as a kid.
    11.) Really? It's called Facebook.
    12.) Only silly kids aspired to be famous.
    13.) Joke's on you. I'm single.
    14.) Smoking is disgusting.
    15.) Who didn't lie as a kid either?
    16.) Sensitive teeth. Never liked cold treats even as a kid.
    17.) Never wanted to as a kid.
    18.) With consoles, you don't need a personal arcade anymore. I do have a MAME cabinet though. Does that count?
    19.) I stayed up all last night on TF2.
    20.) Coffee sucks.
    21.) See 12. Never was my aspiration.
    22.) I love Adventure Time among others.
    23.) I enjoyed classical music as a kid. It's why I learned to play the violin.
    24.) I'm not, but I do appreciate their point of view.
    25.) Salads are disgusting.

    B
    9 months ago
  • except the smoking, coffee, and cartoons
    i watch fairly odd parents all the time still (though the new ones suck)

    xk473
    9 months ago
  • @everyone You would hate your atheist self if you had a typical conservative American upbringing. Meaning you as a kid was super religious but then you changed. Perhaps it doesn't apply to you

    Todd Van Luling
    9 months ago
  • Why don't I spend every night soaking in a hot tub, drinking champagne, and talking to my friends on a red set of lips phone?

    Oliver Tweets
    9 months ago
  • Why is there a picture of Voldemort in #24??
    Also, my childhood self was forced to go to catechism class every Saturday morning, so I think she would be proud of me being an atheist.

    vespo
    9 months ago
  • This is an example of one of those 'designed to go viral' empathy posts, right?

    ac
    9 months ago
  • This is exactly why I'm determined to go to Disneyland this year! And also make cake just so I can eat the batter. Always wanted to do that as a kid.

    maxinecallejau
    9 months ago
  • 19 and 22 are LIES

    andyy
    9 months ago

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