25 Reasons Your Childhood Self Hates You

You have failed your childhood self. The kid who hated “grownup things” has died. See how many of these apply to your adult life and find out if you could look your kindergarten self in the eyes today.

1. You like going to bed early

ID: 3037

2. You could buy the best Nerf Gun on the market right now and you don’t

ID: 3038

3. You enjoy a day at the museum

ID: 3039

4. You have made no effort to go to Disney World

ID: 3040

5. You can’t remember the last time you played any version of tag

ID: 3041

6. You are getting out of shape

ID: 3042

7. You have spent money on a tie and dress shoes

ID: 3043

8. You go through the check out line and don’t buy candy

ID: 3044

9. You eat your vegetables and you like it

You eat your vegetables and you like it
ID: 3045

10. You listen to NPR

ID: 3046

11. You haven’t talked to your grade school BFF in years

ID: 3047

12. You don’t have a hit single and you aren’t touring the world in luxury

ID: 3048

13. You spend most of your free time with a boyfriend/girlfriend

ID: 3049

14. You smoke everyday

ID: 3051

15. You lie

ID: 3059

16. You know how to buy Popsicles and that they are extremely cheap and yet you don’t

ID: 3072

17. You can stay out all night every night but choose not to

ID: 3073

18. You didn’t make sure there was a basketball court and a video game room when choosing a place to live

ID: 3074

19. You haven’t played video games long into the night for quite some time

ID: 3077

20. You like coffee and drink it every day

ID: 3075

21. You are not the President, a professional athlete, or the King of the World

ID: 3076

22. You don’t watch cartoons anymore

ID: 3078

23. You can find enjoyment from classical music

ID: 3079

24. You are an atheist

ID: 3087

25. You have ordered salad off a menu for dinner

ID: 3085

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