1. Martha Stewart
Poor Martha Stewart. She is such good person, it’s really such a shame she got caught. I mean, anyone in her position would have done the same thing, right?
2. Bill Clinton
Oh Bill. We know that being the president can be really stressful, but why did you have to go and cheat on sweet ol’ Hillary? ‘Because I Could’ - Bill Clinton
3. Bernie Madeoff
Bernie is just a sucker in general. Sorry Bernie. No Excuses.
4. Steven Slater
I think Steven is the one redeeming person on the list. I’m not even sure I consider what he did to be a poor decision. He’s just a man who knows how to make an exit, with style.
5. Todd Margaret
A pathological liar selling energy drinks, I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I think the day my boss asks me to sell a drink called “Thunder Muscle,” I might make a few poor decisions myself.