Ranking All 30 Limo Introductions From "The Bachelor" Premiere

Girls. Limos. Insanity. You know the drill.

30. Kimberly, 28, Yoga Instructor

ABC

Kimberly was a late addition and didn't bring much to the table. No surprise she was eliminated.

29. Kara, 25, High School Soccer Coach

ABC

Another girl from the last limo, she didn't make the cut.

28. Whitney, 29, Fertility Nurse

ABC

She needed two hugs in fact.

27. Samantha, 27, Fashion Designer

ABC

Samantha was nice to look at, but that was about it.

26. Ashley I, 26, Freelance Journalist

ABC

No props or anything, but she was enthusiastic?

25. Michelle, 25, Wedding Cake Decorator

ABC

Do you think she knows how to decorate birthday cakes? Michelle didn't get a rose.

24. Juelia, 30, Esthetician

ABC

The most interesting thing about Juelia's introduction is how she spells her name.

23. Megan, 24, Makeup Artist

ABC

Megan had a cute accent, but nothing special to add.

22. Nikki, 26, Former NFL Cheerleader

ABC

Nikki clearly has no job.

21. Mackenzie, 21, Dental Assistant

ABC

Mackenzie was nervous... Can you tell?

20. Trina, 33, Special Education Teacher

ABC

She was very excited. Also she had no special props. Sigh.

19. Jade, 28, Cosmetics Developer

ABC

Jade was the last one out of the limos, and she made a strong enough impression to get a rose.

18. Becca, 25, Chiropractic Assistant

ABC

She was very excited to meet him. Did none of these girls bring props?!

17. Bo, 25, Plus-Size Model

ABC

She's plus-size? What is normal-size then? Bo is gorgeous, it's a shame she was cut.

16. Kelsey, 28, Guidance Counselor

ABC

Kelsey was simply adorable, but didn't do anything special.

15. Amanda, 24, Ballet Teacher

ABC

Chris was Andi's secret admirer for a short time, so this gimmick seemed like a good idea. Unfortunately it didn't work out. Amanda was eliminated.

14. Jillian, 25, News Producer

ABC

Jillian showed off her muscles. Impressive.

13. Britt, 27, Waitress

ABC

She brought a note that said, "One Free Hug." Apparently this note needed explanation. It worked, she got the first impression rose.

12. Amber, 29, Bartender

ABC

Amber brought a teddy bear, which was cute.

11. Nicole, 31, Real Estate Agent

ABC

Chris is a farmer, and she made a pun. No idea why she got eliminated.

10. Ashley S, 24, Hair Stylist

ABC

She found a lucky penny in the airport and brought it to put in his shoe. She also may actually be 38 years old. Or from another planet. Stay tuned.

9. Brittany, 26, WWE Diva-in-Training

ABC

Here's hoping she completes her training; she didn't make it past the first rose ceremony. #Soulesmates obviously didn't help.

8. Tracy, 26, Fourth Grade Teacher

ABC

She brought a note from her students that she almost definitely wrote herself.

7. Reegan, 28, Donated Tissue Specialist

ABC

Reegan brought a cooler and OH MY GOD IS THAT A HEART WHAT IS HAPPENING?! PLZ LEAVE K?

6. Tara, 26, Sport Fishing Enthusiast

ABC

Tara showed up in cowboy boots and a plaid shirt. It seemed to be working but for some reason...

Tara (again)

ABC

... She decided to make another limo intro, in a cocktail dress. Her first (and probably 10th) drink order was a whiskey on the rocks. Here's hoping she stays for a long time.

5. Carly, 29, Cruise Ship Singer

ABC

This will definitely not be the last time we hear her sing this season. We're not that lucky.

4. Alissa, 24, Flight Attendant

ABC

Thankfully some of the best intros came near the end. Alissa showed Chris how to properly fasten his seatbelt.

3. Jordan, 24, Student

ABC

Jordan heard Chris likes whiskey, so she brought some to calm his nerves. If (when) she gets eliminated, someone please put us in touch. Thanks.

2. Kaitlyn, 29, Dance Instructor

ABC

Kaitlyn heard Chris was a farmer, so, you know. Definitely the best line of the night.

1. Tandra, 30, Executive Assistant

ABC

This was by far the most badass entrance of the night. Tandra was the only girl who didn't show up in a limo. She earned this.