They're Hot.
They're Sexy.
They're Undead. To the photographer. Anna Paquin is hot and sexy but she is not undead on the show. Use your words more carefully. Without her, it makes sense. :)

Hot, and yet, I would never let a vampire go anywhere near my male equipment (for obvious reasons).

Can you shoop out Stephen Moyer? And put in Joe Manganiello instead?

this is done very well

DO WANT

And yet this is still less homoerotic than twilight.

“I'm bored. Take off your clothes.” Why you have to die Talbot?! Come back!! *dry heaves* Not really, but y'all know what I'm talkin about.

It's definitely a more accurate depiction of how crazy short Stephen Moyer is. There's no way that he and Anna Paquin aren't standing on a milk crate or oversized prop barrel or something in the original.

Hawt! A much better cover.

Clearly that's been photoshopped. No magazine would let that much space happen. Also: Look at his legs. He doesn't have those. AND: they just cut his body off at the arm. Perfect place to splice the photo. They just stuck him on her legs. The facial expressions are the same with no changes, except the legs. I really hope people didn't take this seriously. :P

I prefer this one.

That's hot.