inaccurate stereotypes

I was waiting for him to fall down or break the sink or something

I like Buzzfeed— wait, what?

“Here, we can see the hipster in it's natural habitat, carrying out it's daily routine. We were not lucky today, as the hipster managed to not fall and injure himself. However, tomorrow is another day.”

No fixed gear? I'm offended.

“I like my fixed-gear bicycle, I like my triangle tattoos, I like my ambiguous sexuality.”