Burning man is too SFW.

This list ought to be renamed 15 Reasons You'll Be Suffering From an STD After Burning Man Next Year.

Woah. No… 11 reasons at BEST…

#14: Alex Mack??

I think these girls except for 5, 12 and 13 are way better than the comic con girls.. thats just me though

Burning Man…sexism and and tough guy BS hidden behind a “hippie” facade. It's a glorified Car Show on acid. No thanks. In before over 9000 “You just don't get the Burn man…” comments.

That last one is really the icing on the cake. Gotta use protection!

13 has Don King in a headlock

#13. I reason not to go.

15 reasons you'll be getting an STD test after Burning Man.

Love for Burning Man = instant boner kill

13 is why i'm not going

I'm looking at 15 reasons to pierce my nose and have a dusty orgy!

After comparing the pictures, the girls of Comic-Con have it, hands down. Plus, they look cleaner.

I went this year and most the chicks don't even look as good as these chicks. The men aren't that great either. Fun, but not for the faint of heart.

Other than #6, I'm seeing a lot of chicks that look (and possibly smell) too much like Ke$ha…I'll pass.

Not everyone who goes to “hippy” festivals refuses to bathe, gang.

I'm willing to bet that none of them smell very nice at all.

one reason NOT to go:
stupid chodes taking photos of you half nekkid and posting them on the internet.

what is going on with number 13…