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    12 Reasons I Hate Clowns.

    I hate clowns, I always have and I always will. These are 12 of the reasons why.

    • 1. They talk in a silly voice.

    • 2. There noses look like an 80 year old drunken Irishmen

    • 3. They have no eyes, no souls

    • 4. They never die.

    • 5. They are always trying to get me in their vans.

    • 6. They never call you after the first date.

    • 7. There are clowns in hell.

    • 8. Some clowns are metro-sexual.

    • 9. They are fuckin creepy

    • 10. They eat all the food at the buffets

    • 11. They all dye their hair

    • 12. My medical insurance doesn't cover the therapy