10 Free Agents Your Team Needs To Pick Up

The off-season is officially underway! Learn from these free agents and let T-Mobile buy you out of your contract. There's nothing quite like the open market.

This hyper-accurate quarterback.

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Height: 6'2"

Weight: 206 lb

Pros: Can fit the pigskin in a tight window.

Cons: Throws exclusively underhanded.

Nickname: Kurt Wiener.

Ideal landing spot: Jacksonville or Minnesota.

This young running back.

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Height: 3'5"

Weight: 60 lb

Pros: Has ideal size for slipping through the cracks in the defense.

Cons: He's like... five.

Nickname: Chick Magnet.

Ideal landing spot: Cleveland or Miami.

This power back.

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Height: 6'1"

Weight: 183 lb

Pros: Fearless running style.

Cons: Played a major role in the... bounty scandal.

Nickname: Leap Evans.

Ideal landing spot: St. Louis or New Orleans.

This lead blocker.

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Height: 5'5"

Weight: 185 lb

Pros: Has incredible old-man strength to open holes for your offense.

Cons: He's an old man.

Nickname: The Fridge.

Ideal landing spot: Baltimore or Pittsburgh.

This wide receiver.

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Height: 5'10"

Weight: 140 lb

Pros: Amazing hands.

Cons: Prone to concussions.

Nickname: Marry Rice.

Ideal landing spot: Oakland or New York.

This pass-catching tight end.

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Height: 5'9"

Weight: 183 lb

Pros: Aggressive at the point of attack.

Cons: Probably needs a rabies shot.

Nickname: The Honey Badger.

Ideal landing spot: Green Bay or Buffalo.

This ruthless linebacker.

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Height: 2'7"

Weight: Maybe like 30 lb?

Pros: He's a sure tackler.

Cons: Needs his parents to escort him to the bathroom.

Nickname: Chuck Bedtimenerik.

Ideal landing spot: Kansas City or San Diego.

This hard-hitting safety.

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Height: 5'11"

Weight: 202 lb

Pros: Flies to the football... or anything, really.

Cons: Cheap-shot artist.

Nickname: Troy Polomoonbounce.

Ideal landing spot: Washington or Cincinnati.

This long-distance kicker.

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Height: 5'5"

Weight: 158 lb

Pros: Has a powerful leg and kicks with confidence.

Cons: Completely illegal methods for kicking.

Nickname: The Kickrate Kid.

Ideal landing spot: Philadelphia.

Or better yet, this kick blocker.

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Height: 6'2"

Weight: 175 lb

Pros: Plays without regard for his body.

Cons: Plays without regard for his body.

Nickname: The Horse Whimperer.

Ideal landing spot: Detroit.