21 Ways To Hide Your Booze And Drugs

Sneaky, sneaky.

1. 1. The “Beer Belly” holds beer under your shirt:

3. 2. Cellphone flask with nerdy belt holster:

4. 3. Purse with wine compartment (although this isn’t too sneaky):

5. 4. “Wine Rack” pouch for a full bottle of wine in your bra:

6. 5. Empty liquor pouches you can hide in your pockets:

7. 6. Binocular flask for when birdwatching gets dull:

8. 7. Books with hidden flasks (Bob Woodward, apparently):

9. 8. D Battery stashbox. For my “Advil”:

10. 9. Shaving cream secret stash container (sure, we’re just hiding dollar bills in there):

11. 10. Soda and Beer can stash boxes:

12. 11. Bongs that look like liqour bottles (not recommended if you’re still in high school):

13. 12. Bowling pin bong

14. 13. “What’s this in my pocket, officer? Oh, I was just on my way to assemble an Ikea bookshelf”:

15. 14. Lipstick pipe:

16. 15. Replica of the coke spoon cross necklace from Cruel Intentions

Sarah Michelle Gellar being the naughty school girl

19. 17. Bread loaf booze:

20. 18. Red wine can be snuck in a grape juice bottle:

21. 19. There’s always Lindsey’s classic rumored vodka water bottle trick:

22. 20. Or just steal someone else’s booze:

24. 21. Lastly, there’s always the no-judgement zone at the Gathering of the Juggalos:

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