I think this is from the same people that brought us conjugalharmony.com . It has the same links to College Humor and others. Very funny.

Oh, if only it was real! I was just telling my crabby 9 year old earlier today how I wanted to trade in her uber-whiny 18 m.o. brother. Anybody want some cranky kids?!

I'm sure this is not in any way associated with “To Catch a Predator”. You guys ahead and assume it's real. I'll hang back and watch.

“You might get a child with unacceptable hidden damage (such as to the undercarriage)”

Love their companion site as well (link at the bottom of the page) - http://puppyprofits.com/

From Janessa's profile: Medical History: Ginger. Can not face the sun for fear she’ll evaporate on the spot like a God damned vampire.

I really appreciate it when people take the time to make “realistic” fake sites like this. The Child Trader site is cool too.

Oh it's real, my friend. We just love our little Stevie. And the people never returned Tyler so I'm guessing he made it through the return period without flipping out. Good luck to them, ha ha! There going to need it.

Surely this has to be fake… They have a 19-year old “child” available for trade? My favorite part from her profile: Strengths: Can crack eggs with greater than 90% probability of no shells in the mix.