I've seen this yoga video before on workout tips it's really wierd! … really, whats with the poodles?

I'm scared

It's just kid's yoga…goofy, yes, but creepy?
only thing that is creepy is people thinking it's creepy
coz they don't understand what they are seeing.
Does it seem like the teacher ( a man with kids with only a cow watching, uh oh)
is making them pose in lewd postures for his own sexual enjoyment?
I don't think so. Just Wheel pose and Down Dog.
Kids sticking out their tongues and roaring seem Satanic?
Not really, just Lion's pose. oh well. It shows how anything can be manipulated
and it shows how much intent has to do with
how things appear.

Utterly frightening.

now i hate breathing.

Yoga Farm Checklist:
1. my girlfriend's jeans and blouse X
2. racist chicken X
3. name that makes people want to murder me X
4. tedious footage of me hugging the children one by one X
5. goofy song and dance number with lots of close-ups that really accentuate the deep leathery cracks in my face X
6. footage of the children in wildly inappropriate poses with me bearing down on them helping them stretch X
7. cow with a hat X THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG

1:59-2:00 is hilarious.

NSFW,H,K or A: Not Safe For Work, Home, Kids or Animals

arrest this man immediately - for what charge i dont know, ANYTHING, please……

That was the funniest and queerest video. Here I was thinking that there was nothing more random in the universe than the Teletubies…checkmate Timmy T….
checkmate.

whisper: “are you breathing christian?”

“Guess what mom?! I got the part! That's right, I'll be a Jamaican rooster on a show where a guy teaches children to do yoga. So yes, I AM using my theatre degree.”