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    The Top Five

    Yesterday, I met my arranged bride to be and to use my employer's subtle, eloquence…"ba-boing"! Suneetha is the most exquisitely beautiful creature I’ve ever laid eyes on. It's as though she was conceived when an angel made love to a swan in a bed of lotus plants as a shooting star raced through the sky. When a man meets a woman of such rare grace, delicacy, and beauty, there is only one thing he can do: add her to his top 5. A man's top 5 says a lot about who he is, who he wants to be, and, most importantly, who he wants to bone.