1. It’s not the responsibility of the rest of the world to tiptoe around your unresolved personal issues. 2. Take it up with the fundamentalist wingnuts first. If you can get THEM to abandon waving fetuses like flags, then everyone else in the world who has used a fetus shape for ANYTHING might be willing to talk.

It was that goddamn eye smudge.

An overdeveloped crucifixion complex is core to conservationism.

Aww, remember when Lindsey Lohan was cute? How could we have missed the warning signs?

Clearly you haven’t tried Skittles…

See, Looney Tunes are way up HERE in terms of creative brilliance and cultural significance…
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…and 311 is way down here. Not worthy.

Losers. Yes, most of them as big as Winehouse. 27 is grown-up time and these quitters just couldn’t handle it.

Japan is so Takei.

I saw at least 7 and possibly as many as all 10 of those live.

Oh, nineteen…

It’s a Commedia dell’Arte ensemble, like Gilligan’s Island.

Cute. But if MMPR is central to your youthful nostalgia, you got ripped off, kid.

…everything BAD…

Just like it was anti-French to shoot a Vichy collaborator? They’re nothing without their victim self-image.

The “crazy eyes” never lie.

Yeah, there’s definitely SOMEone missing SOMEthing…

I see London, I see France… No one?

You’re pretty much committing to a life in the corrections system at that point…

Want that Spider SO BAD.