2. But this is how it is really about to feel…
3. First, you move back in with your parents…
and they still just don’t understand you.
7. You will join a bar volley ball team with a sexual innuendo name
8. Then have your mom pick you up from the bar
because you are a responsible college graduate, remember?
10. Next, you get a job at the same old crappy restaurant you used to work at…
but you soon realize you are better then this.
17. But it’s hard because you eat real meals again at your parents’ house
18. Soon you realize that you talk to your pet more than anyone else in the house
20. and you have to move out…
and live in basically the same broken down house you lived in when you were in college.
- Mullah Omar — leader of the Taliban — has died, according to multiple reports. The Taliban has not responded to the reports.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- Michel Platini, the current UEFA president, will be a candidate in the 2016 FIFA election to replace Sepp Blatter ⚽️