I think you meant “buzz cut.”

Nope!

I think he meant “Attack with a weapon of mass destruction.” Not “terrorist attack.”

He plays for the US… Maybe you assume he’s not American because he has a Latin name?

Did anyone notice how many doilies they had against that one wall? I counted 11.

Oh God. This reminds me of driving through Kansas and Nebraska. Those signs are littered everywhere…

That kid totally made it rain at :53.

Who said figure skating was gay?

Makes it hard to masturbate, no? Or will we have robits for that already in our home? What will our roommate thinks when we’re busy charging our masturbating robit.  The future makes me nervous…

That looks like a shittier version of pong.