Tim Bartlett
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Tim Bartlett Apologizes...
for not banging more hot chicks. Real sorry. I'll get on it.
Record Tripping (Game Battle!)
A crazy audio-interactive puzzle game that uses a blend of Alice in Wonderland storybook audio and beats, mixed with simple controls and complex puzzles.
Think Americans Love Sports?
If so, you're wrong. Doctors in Barcelona have noticed a spike in births in Catalonia hospitals, all falling exactly 9 months after a two week span where Barcelona FC beat Real Madrid, Chelsea, and Manchester United. Also, if you're not sure what that last sentence means, ask or call your nearest soccer enthusiast. The only thing to come from American sports fans after an incredible victory was the movie "Fever Pitch." Priorities, America, priorities.
Creeper World (Game Battle!)
One of the best and hardest puzzle/strategy games to come along in a long, long time.
Pole Dance Ruins Wedding
A drunken guest gets carried away dancing with the pole holding up the wedding tent.
Plumber, Joe the - Stand Up Comedian
Joe the Plumber awesomely bombs while doing stand-up comedy. Its more like a poorly done spoken word performance than "comedy" but he gets credit for trying. And failing.
Spin The Black Circle 2 (Game Battle!)
An incredibly challenging physics-based game. This gets hard fast. Let me know if you make it past level 9.
Protect Insurance Companies PSA
A new PSA from Funny or Die. It features Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, the hot girl from House (not Cameron), Turk from Scrubs, and the Asian dude from Heroes. Also, the one guy with short shorts on Reno 911!
Biggest. Zit. Ever.
Two girls pop a GIANT pimple on dude's back while screaming and retching. This video gets better (see: revolting) with every squeeze. "Oh. My. God. Its like cottage cheese."
Hitler Loves Giving You AIDS (video NSFW)
A new ad campaign out of Germany promotes World AIDS Day by featuring Hitler and other despots getting it on, which includes a totally NSFW video of Hitler bangin'.
Glenn Beck Plays Communist Da Vinci Code
Glen Beck explains how the Rockefeller building, and the son of the oil tycoon, was a communist fascist. In an awesome twist, he also proves that Obama is a fascist communist (who probably also flagellates himself for the catholic church or something).
Kathy Griffen Interviews Levi Johnston
on Larry King Live. Not that I appreciate or think either is funny in any way, this is still "Buzz" i suppose. Kathy Griffin mostly just sexually harasses him and he looks shy and probably as confused as all of us are as to why he was on Larry King Live and with Kathy Griffin.
Why Neo-Cons Love Jon Stewart
A short but interesting discussion about why The Daily Show is generally loved by neo-conservatives. Might also explain why people see the Daily Show as one of the most trusted news shows.
IQ Vs Religious Importance
A chart mapping the relationship between IQ and religious importance. This begs the questions: are atheists smarter - or are deeply religious people just dumber? Follow the link for more information.
Post-Its Stop Animation
DEADLINE is an amazing stop motion animation that uses post-its and the artist. One of the better animations I've seen.
William and Sly (Game Battle!)
William and Sly is a deceptively simple adventure game with haunting music, easy controls, and smooth graphics (as well as a cute fox) that combine to create something you won't want to stop playing.
3D Logic (Game Battle!)
A sweet mind-bending game. Connect the colors on a cube without intersecting other colors. Highly challenging and addictive.
Demolition City (Game Battle)
A fun puzzle game where you must place dynamite in such a way to collapse the building. Why they decided to blow up the 2-D shell of a building is beyond me, however.
GM's Gay Camaro Ad
GM blatantly targets gays in a promotion for their new Camaro as well as "Chevrolet Gay Day at Movies" in LA. Awesome. Via: Huffington Post
Bananarchy - A Real Life Frozen Banana Stand
Two U of Texas grads started American's first Arrested Development inspired Frozen Banana stand. Feature banana: the GOB. I want to go to there!