I'm not sure how, but Sarah Palin is pretty obviously responsible for all this. Or those evil teabaggers. If not them, it's Glenn Beck. My brain can handle no other explanation.

It's also been speculated that Palin caused all the snow this weekend. What a bitch.

A teleprompter I can understand. Barack uses one. But notes on a hand? Obviously she deserves to be put to death for that. This is a bigger scandal than the Holocaust.