Fear of going to sleep.
Fear or aversion to work. What? Seriously? I think I may have this.
Fear of touching the fur or skin of an animal. I guess I can understand it…maybe.
The fear of being buried alive. Here’s an idea: CREMATION.
The fear of walking. YES, walking. There are paralyzed people who would do anything to be able to walk. What a selfish phobia!
Fear of being touched. Ok, this one I totally understand. Are they talking about the “Stranger Danger Bad Touch we learned in elementary school? I can dig it…but if not, I have to say it would depend on who’s doing the touching!
#4. The fear of being without a mobile phone. What is this world coming to?
#3. Fear of FLOWERS. I’m convinced “Little Shop of Horrors” helped make this possible.
#2. Fear of gravity. I don’t know what to say. Is this for real? How can it be? Thinking about it almost made my brain implode.
The best of all: the fear of acquiring a phobia. The fear of fear itself. OMG. The more I think about it, the more it makes my head hurt. WTF!? I couldn’t make this up if I tried!