Forget crying : If icky little twerps like this are the future of America, I'll just kill myself right now, thanks.

So what's wrong with America? I'm missing what specific policies he's proposing to deal with the consequential issues of today.

Oh give the kid a break. He cares enough about something to put his heart and energy into it. Sure, it's way overdetermined and hysterical, but who wasn't at 14? I am America (and so can you!)

Obvious problems aside, why is he pushing the keys on the piano? There's no piano in the verses.

It's better than Friday, with a good message and thoughts, still a little on the gay side though.

I don't know what kind of hydrating mask John Ashcroft has been sleeping in but, it's working. He looks incredible. Like, at least 40 years younger.

I really think it was an overstatement to call him a musician in the description of this. He's more like a cross between John Boehner and Rebecca Black.

his face at 1:02… bahahhahah

i'm crying for the 3:26 of my life i'll never get back.

Ark Music Factory must be stopped. Pitchforks and torches, lets go people.

I kept expecting random black rapper guy. Wtf man?

Kudos to the lack of autotune, though.

Please die for America. Or anyone. Just die.

Dude, your parents are clearly LOADED, so stop crying. If you have enough disposable income to own a Yamaha grand piano, you are better off than 98% of the people who have ever lived in the history of humanity. You will never know want or hunger, ever. STFU.

How long before Glenn Beck has him on his show and they cry together?

Pretty sure Ellen's label WON'T be signing him… and the girls at his school's assembly won't be getting all turned on…