Why is there no, “Kill it with fire” reaction option?

I'm not lying. I actually cried a little from just reading the title of the link.

pathetic

Brilliant.

I don't think the good Lord Jesus appreciates how they gyrate so in tight pants.

simply because of the style of “music”(a term I use very loosely here) makes me want to throw up, why are there people that encourage this?

Really, I think they are just happy that the internet briefly hated someone more than them. The difference being that Rebecca Black is legitimately awesome.

This is actually more annoying than Rebecca Black's version >>

there's no way anyone on planet earth thinks this sounds good.

i never thought there would be something worse than the original

I miss the days when you had to be on drugs to do shit like this.