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    16 Reality Defying Paleo Versions Of Your Favorite Food

    The paleo diet means avoiding grains, sugar, often dairy, and other things. Which makes the following foods technically impossible, yet here they are.

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    1. Paleo Pizza

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    Well sure, pizza can be paleo if you just take away the dough and you take away the cheese and nevermind, this isn't possible.

    2. Paleo Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream

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    Made without sugar, cream, or flour, so presumably made from magic nothing.

    3. Paleo Reese's Cheesecake

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    Paleo. Reese's. Cheese. Cake. Miracle.

    4. Paleo Thanksgiving Stuffing

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    Stuffing is 90% bread. WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!

    5. Paleo Marshmallows

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    Wait, if you can do marshmallows, you can probably do...

    6. Paleo S'mores

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    Jesus Christ.

    7. Paleo Grilled Cheese Waffles

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    Okay, they use cheese in this one, but COME ON.

    8. Paleo Corn Dogs

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    Proof of a kind, benevolent God.

    9. Paleo Banana Bread Chocolate Truffles

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    Tiny bites of delicious impossible.

    10. Paleo Chocolate Glazed Doughnut Holes

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    How is this real? What is real? Am I real?

    11. Paleo Boston Cream Pie Cupcake Bites

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    I don't know what to believe anymore.

    12. Paleo Pizookie

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    ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! NO. NO. YES.

    13. Paleo Taco Pizza

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    WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

    14. Paleo McGriddles

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    MCGRIDDLES. MCGRIDDLES?! MCGRIDDLES!!!!!!!!

    15. Paleo Dirt Worm Pudding Cups

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    THIS IS NOT A THING THAT SHOULD BE AND YET BEHOLD.

    16. Paleo Chocolate Lasagna

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    Real is a construction. Impossible is nothing. Paleo is forever.

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