I’ll level with you, audience: before I met this guy at the bar my game plan was to not tell potential hymen-rippers I never had my belly button tickled from the inside (thanks, YIR). I was going to lie back and think of America, but this gent was…
Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?
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I Lost My Virginity Yesterday!
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