i just ate cold, pre-cooked bacon. And then I checked buzzfeed before bed. Thanks for making me lie awake at night. Mmmm delicious bacon worms.

Um…this was also the pilot episode of “House MD” It's not that uncommon. Can't imagine why it deserved news coverage. Then again, it is Fox Spews.

They're called tapeworms. I got one as a 10 year old…except they managed to catch it before it got to my brain. scary stuff…

I've taken care of several patients with these worms. They've all been ok after surgery and antibiotics (and a month in the hospital). Also, this isn't new. Grey's Anatomy did this a year or so ago.

Hey BuzzFeed, my husband has read one too many microbiology textbooks and taken one too many classes about this. I have been sentenced to eating dry, leathery, overcooked food for 10 YEARS. Don't post this shit! I mean, I'm more likely to find a winning lottery ticket on the sidewalk than to contract brain worms, right? Now I have to talk hubby down.. otherwise I'll only be allowed to eat charcoal.

It's not a tumor…

Gets interesting at about 6:00 but the real punchline is around 7:00.

This is VERY OLD

I am going to go wash my hands for the next few hours kthxbye.

Yeah…”no more lingering health problems” and possibly no more pork.

This was an episode of House. Weird.