They should rework it so that it has a small tilt mechanism (if the ball gets past the center, it will tilt down and accelerate to the other side instead of coming to a stop and requiring a push). The knob mechanism they're using is also way too slow (needs a different gear ratio so it's not so slow?). It also appears that the slots the paddles travel in don't even go all the way to the edge . Needless to say, lots of room for improvement. A+ for effort, though! I'd definitely have fun playing with it.

Why is it that when someone is crazy tall, everyone just automatically assumes they play basketball? Oh, and look at that. She does. Come on. Where's the fun in that? Where's the skill? Where's the sportsmanship? If the primary requirement for being good at basketball is being tall enough to walk over and casually put the ball inside the hoop (and it apparently is), why don't we just have a basketball league with a lowered hoop already? *pet peeve*

This is more awesome than a thousand pancakes

It's kind of hard to break a 10 year long trend of people saying “two thousand three” and “two thousand nine”. Just saying.

Is it just me, or does Lady Gaga look a lot like Marilyn Manson lately?

I guess that's why they pay him the big bucks.

I yell “BLESHOOOOO!!!!” as I sneeze. The way I figure, if anyone needs to be protected by a blessing, it's the people I'm sneezing on. That, and it usually stops people from saying “Bless You” to me (it's already been said, after all). I generally consider the concept of blessing people when they sneeze to be superstitious and moronic (in my humble opinion).

Really? Why don't the parents teach them to read a dang book instead? This is moronic. How long will America continue propagating gladiator-like violence as entertainment instead of education and intelligence?

“Meow do ya know why I pulled ya over?” “Meow what is so funny??”